Osmosis

Some breeder in West Virginia claims cocaine is everywhere.  “We live in a world where there’s cocaine on everything”.

That’s a new one for me.

Environmental contaminants.  Kennel hands with exposure to coke?

Wow, kennel hands must be paid richly, that cocaine is so freely distributed…  Enough so to share with the dogs? Damn…  no wonder they are in the business of using these dogs to an inch of their lives.

 

And environmental contaminants?  What the hell causes that?  Come on, man.  You are reaching for nothing.

Last time I checked, Saras, people in most real jobs go through drug tests.  We test clean and we do NOT walk through fairy dust clouds of coke everywhere we go.

Come up with a better story than that.